Wisdom That Don't Make Us Happier Ain't

The Hardest Thing Any Man Can Do Is To Fall Down On The Ice When It's Slippery, And Get Up And Praise The Lord.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

Biography Is The Best Form Of History.

Marrying For Love May Be A Bit Risky, But It Is So Honest That God Can't Help But Smile On It.