Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift

Democracy Is Four Wolves And A Lamb Voting On What To Have For Lunch.

Litigation: A Machine Which You Go Into As A Pig And Come Out Of As A Sausage.

Reason, V.i. To Weight Probabilities In The Scales Of Desire.

Barometer, N.: An Ingenious Instrument Which Indicates What Kind Of Weather We Are Having.

Optimist – A Proponent Of The Doctrine That Black Is White.