Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or

When I First Started, There Were Writers That I Looked Up To That I Felt Very Influenced By And Very Respectful Toward Their Work And Their Opinion Of My Work.

She Wore A Short Skirt And A Tight Sweater And Her Figure Described A Set Of Parabolas That Could Cause Cardiac Arrest In A Yak.

His Lack Of Education Is More Than Compensated For By His Keenly Developed Moral Bankruptcy.

Dying Is Like Making Love, Except You Don't Get Naseous Afterwards.

Doing Abominations Is Against The Law, Particularly If The Abominations Are Done While Wearing A Lobster Bib.