Who's Happy These Days?

Music, In The Past Few Years... Anything Singable Or Understandable Is Square.

There Have Been People Who Have Tried To Take Advantage Of Me. They Want To Be Linked To Me Just Because I'm Ethel Merman.

I Preferred Delivering My Performance In Person. I Liked To Be In Control. You Couldn't Be In Films.

When You Are In Deep Conflict About Something, Sometimes The Most Trivial Thing Can Tip The Scales.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'