Who Are You Going To Believe, Me

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.