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The Cleverest Character In Comedy Is The Clown, For He Who Would Make People Take Him For A Fool, Must Not Be One.

It Is Better That A Judge Should Lean On The Side Of Compassion Than Severity.

Here Lies A Gentleman Bold Who Was So Very Brave He Went To Lengths Untold, And On The Brink Of The Grave Death Had On Him No Hold. By The World He Set Small Store-- He Frightened It To The Core-- Yet Somehow, By Fate's Plan, Though He'd Lived A Crazy Man, When He Died He Was Sane Once More.

I Had Rather Munch A Crust Of Brown Bread And An Onion In A Corner, Without Any More Ado, Or Ceremony, Than Feed Upon Turkey At Another Man's Table.

God Helps Everyone With What Is His Own.