When You Swear To God, Its True

I Do Try To Keep My Show Very Improvisational. I Don't Work Off A Set List; I Like To Keep It More In The Moment. I Like To Have Information About Where I'm Going, What Might Be Happening In That Particular Region As Well. I Like For People To Feel Like The Show Is For Them.

If A Kid Is Really Interested In Wanting To Have A Career In Aviation, He's Actually Learning And Getting Some Of The [basics], Not Even Just Fringe. There Are Things In Here That Movie [planes] About Like The Pulp Of An Engine, And It's The Actual Engine, The Actual Parts And Pieces. So I Felt Like I Got Schooled As Well. I Learned A Lot Just Being In There And Doing That.

If My Voice Can Resonate That Way With Kids, Maybe It Will Resonate Through 'planes' As Well, And They'll Hear That Little Something That I'm Giving To Them, A Performance That Says To Them, "i Want To Try." It's All Interconnected. I Don't Think It's Thinking Too Deeply About It.

Jim Norton And Harland Williams Always Make Me Laugh.

Some Girls Look Beautiful With No Makeup On At All. I Call Them Lazy. Now Go Throw Some War Paint On You Bleak Empty Canvas You.