When You See An Opportunity, You Practice

As You Walk Down The Fairway Of Life You Must Smell The Roses, For You Only Get To Play One Round.

All Other Things Being Equal, Greens Break To The West.

Shoot A Lower Score Than Everybody Else.

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.

May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures, And Not In Still Waters.