When You're Coming Out, You Have To

The Death Star Is Just Full Of British Actors Opening Doors And Going,oh... I... Oh... What Is It Lieutenant Sebastian? It's Just The Rebels, Sir... They're Here. My God, Man! Do They Want Tea? No, I Think They're After Something A Bit More Than That, Sir. I Don't Know What It Is, But They've Brought A Flag. Damn, That's Dash Cunning Of Them.

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.

I Am Someone Who's Very Positive About Business, As A Social Democrat. I Do Like The Safety Net Of The Welfare System And People Setting Things And Creating Business, And That's What I Try To Do With My Own Work: Export It Around The World From The U.k.

I Can Go From Blokey To Girlie In 15 Minutes And Then I'm Out The Door. But That's The Fastest I Can Do It. Becoming A Woman Takes Work.