When You Involved In An Accident And

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

I Don't Think I've Ever Died On Stage. I've Had Jokes That Died On Stage. I've Told A Joke And Absolutely Nothing. They Didn't Know It Was The End Of The Joke.

My Advice To You, If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight: Don't Eat Anything That Comes In A Bucket. Buckets Are The Kitchen Utensils Of The Farmyard.

I Became A Welder. I Was Actually Becoming An Engineer And I Joined The Wrong Queue. And So I Became A Welder, Without Knowing What A Welder Was.

My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen To The William Tell Overture Without Thinking Of The Lone Ranger.