When You Get To Your Third Millionth

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The Mountain Men In Deliverance Were Just Misunderstood.

As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Handkerchief Doubles As Your Shirt Sleeve.