When You Become Deeply Involved With Someone,

You Know Those Award Shows. The Cliche Is That It's An Honor Just To Be Nominated, But That Happens To Be True. Whoever Wins It In The End, I Don't Know, Sometimes It Feels Arbitrary. Sometimes It Feels Like It's Deserving.

I Bartended For A Catering Company For Two Or Three Years...

I Wore A Thong And A Bra And A Wig. Those Things Hurt. I Mean, Thongs? Like, They Dig In. It Takes A Tough Man To Be A Woman.

Women Are, In General, Less Shallow Visually. If Their Man Gains 10, 20 Pounds, They Don't Care As Much. But I've Been With Women Over The Years When My Weight Fluctuated, And They're Definitely More Interested Physically When I Am In Really Great Shape.

I've Been Doing Silly Voices Since I Was A Child.