When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating,

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.

For Most Of My Career I Did One Comic A Day, Every Day, Including Weekends And Holidays.

If You Want To Kill An Idea Without Being Identified As The Assassin, Suggest That The Legal Department Take A Look At It.