When One Teaches, Two Learn.

If You Don't Like Yourself, You Can't Like Other People. -- Lazarus Long.

Never Attempt To Teach A Pig To Sing; It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig.

A Skunk Is Better Company Than A Person Who Prides Himself On Being 'frank'.

All My Enemies Are Self-appointed.

One Might Define Adulthood As The Age At Which A Person Learns That He Must Die ...and Accepts His Sentence Undismayed.