When My Beloved Arrives, I Yawn. When

Self-satisfaction And Self-pity Are Both Condemned. What Are People Permitted To Feel About Themselves?

Sex Is Not Imaginary, But It Is Not Quite Real Either.

The Bathroom Scale Knows Nothing Of Extenuating Circumstances.

When I Get The Point, I Often Don't Know What To Do With It.

I Am Too Impatient To Wait For Temptation To Come To Me.