When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.