When Knaves Betray Each Other, One Can

Quacks Are The Greatest Liars In The World Except Their Patients.

The Most Trifling Actions That Affect A Man's Credit Are To Be Regarded. The Sound Of Your Hammer At Five In The Morning, Or At Nine At Night, Heard By A Creditor, Makes Him Easy Six Months Longer; But If He Sees You At The Billiard-table, Or Hears Your Voice At A Tavern, When You Should Be At Work, He Sends For His Money The Next Day.

Happiness Depends More On The Inward Disposition Of Mind Than On Outward Circumstances.

A Greater Quantity Of Some Things May Be Eaten Than Of Others, Some Being Of Lighter Digestion Than Others.

Moderation In All Things - Including Moderation.