When It Comes To God's Existence, I'm

The Christians Gave Him Sunday, The Jews Gave Him Saturday, And The Muslims Gave Him Friday. God Has A Three-day Weekend.

Most People With Low Self-esteem Have Earned It.

In Comic Strips, The Person On The Left Always Speaks First.

If Two Baseball Players From The Same Hometown, On Different Teams, Receive The Same Uniform Number, It Is Not Ironic. It Is A Coincidence. If Barry Bonds Attains Lifetime Statistics Identical To His Father's, It Will Not Be Ironic. It Will Be A Coincidence.

Once The High Priests And The Traders Took Over, We Were Lost As A Species.