When I Write My Annual Tax Column,

The Most Powerful Force In The Universe Is Gossip.

Trails Need To Be Reconstructed. Please Avoid Building Trails That Go Uphill.

The Badness Of A Movie Is Directly Proportional To The Number Of Helicopters In It.

It's A Real Smug Self-righteous Punk Kid Saying Nobody Has The Right To Tell Him What To Do And How Dare You Put A Sign Up Saying That I Can't Go On Your Property?

I Hope I Don't Sound Like An Old-fashioned Stick-in-the-mud, But When I Hear About People Making Vast Fortunes Without Doing Any Productive Work Or Contributing Anything To Society, My Reaction Is: “how Can I Get In On That?