When I Was Almost 13 I Was

Just Because I'm Happy Doesn't Mean I'm Shallow.

I Wasn't Ever Interested In Marrying Someone Else's Career Or Bank Account.

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.

Mom Thinks I Live In This Dream World Where Everybody's Ivana Trump.

The Payoffs In Showbiz Seemed As Random As A Slot Machine.