When I Told My Parents, 'i'm Going

When I'm Not Working, I Dress Like A Surfer. I Look Like I'm Going To Come Into Your House And Clean Your Pool.

The Leadership Class Of The Republican Party Is A Conservative Christian Loony Bin. The Leadership Of The Republican Party Are A Bunch Of Sociopathic Maniacs Who Have Their Lips Super-glued To The Ass Of The Conservative Right.

Marriage Changes Things Because There's A Lot More At Stake. You Can't Get Too Toxic Because You Have To Live Together. No One Can Reach For The Nuclear Button Too Quickly.

Never Go With A Hippie To A Second Location.

A Lot Of People Want To Not Wear A Tie When They Go To A Restaurant. They Feel They Don't Have To Wear A Tie. I Think It's Kind Of A Statement They're Making. I Don't Know What That Statement Is. I Haven't Quite Figured That Out Yet.