When I Stub My Toe It's Like

My Favorite Fruit Is Grapes. Because With Grapes, You Always Get Another Chance. 'cause, You Know, If You Have A Crappy Apple Or A Peach, You're Stuck With That Crappy Piece Of Fruit. But If You Have A Crappy Grape, No Problem - Just Move On To The Next. 'grapes: The Fruit Of Hope.'

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.