When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

Every Great Batter Works On The Theory That The Pitcher Is More Afraid Of Him Than He Is Of The Pitcher.

The Crowd Makes The Ballgame.

The Most Important Part Of A Player's Body Is Above His Shoulders.

I've Been Called One Of The Hardest Bargainers Who Ever Held Out, And I'm Proud Of It.