When I Go Through The Airport And

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.

My Mother Was The Sweetest Lady Who Ever Lived On This Planet, But If You Tried To Tell Her That Jesus Wasn't A Christian, She Would Stomp You To Death.

Luck Is Opportunity Meeting Up With Preparation. So You Must Prepare Yourself To Be Lucky.

If I Had To Write Down The Most Important People In The History Of This Planet, No.1 Would Be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because He's A White Man Who Said He Would Die For The Cause, Because They Could Take Him, But They Weren't Going To Take His Grandchildren. That Brother Was Beautiful.

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.