When I First Came Here, Hollywood Was

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?

When I First Came Here, Hollywood Was Very Closed-minded.

I Play A Female Indiana Jones, A Professor Who Hunts Down Precious Objects, Like A Bowl That Belonged To The Buddha. They Tailored The Role To Me: I Wanted To Be Smart, Funny, And To Kick Some Ass.

No, I Always Wanted To Be A Singer. It Was Kind Of Funny That I Took This Road, Started Acting, Then-almost Ten Years Later-in Wayne's World People Finally Got To See Me Sing. And Everyone Thought It Was Dubbed In.

I Act And Perform In Hopes Of Getting Attention And Admiration.