When I Became A Man, I Put

Masochists Are People That Have Pleasure Confused With Pain. In A World That Has Television Confused With Entertainment, Doritoes Confused With Food, And Dan Quayle Confused With A National Political Leader, Masochists Are Clearly Less Mixed-up Than The Rest Of Us.

Political Stuff Is All About His [hunter S. Thompson] Reaction To A Situation. And My Stuff Is Much More Externally Driven.

When You Think Of The Good Old Days, Think One Word: Dentistry.

The Young Are Adept At Learning, But Even More Adept At Avoiding It.

I'm Old Enough To Remember When The Air Over American Cities Was A Lot Dirtier Than It Is Now.