When Friends Meet, Hearts Warm.

A Maid That Laughs Is Half Taken.

I Love Thee Like Puddings; If Thou Wert Pie I'd Eat Thee.

The Democratic Party: Con-men Elected By The Ignorant And The Arrogant.

A Wonder Then It Must Needs Be,-that There Should Be Any Man Found So Stupid And Forsaken Of Reason As To Persuade Himself, That This Most Beautiful And Adorned World Was Or Could Be Produced By The Fortuitous Concourse Of Atoms.

Listeners Ne'er Hear Good Of Themselves.