When Art Becomes A Science It Is

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

I Write Flawed Characters. Ones That Do Not Always Make The Best Decisions And Are Driven By Ambition Or Lust. They Are Not Black Or White, They Are In The Large Space That Exists Between.

I Took A Public Speaking Class In College And Managed To Make The Class Laugh A Little Bit.

As American As An Apple Is And As American As Baseball Is, They Don't Go Together. You Can't Be Chewing An Apple At A Baseball Game. You've Got To Let Go Of The Diet That Day.

If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.