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There's Nothing More Oily And Cynical In Politics Than Telling The Truth.

Everybody Wants To Save The Earth; Nobody Wants To Help Mom Do The Dishes.

Guns Are Always The Best Method For A Private Suicide. They Are More Stylish Looking Than Single-edged Razor Blades And Natural Gas Has Got So Expensive. Drugs Are Too Chancy. You Might Miscalculate The Dosage And Just Have A Good Time.

I'm A Member Of The Working Press; You'd Think I'd Know Better Than To Listen To Journalists.

Newsmen Believe That News Is A Tacitly Acknowledged Fourth Branch Of The Federal System. This Is Why Most News About Government Sounds As If It Were Federally Mandated -- Serious, Bulky And Blandly Worthwhile, Like A High-fiber Diet Set In Type.