When A Man Makes A Woman His

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance