When A Man Is On The Verge

You'd Tell The World What Your Best Friend Wore To Sleep If You Thought It Made A Good Enough Story.

It Was Complicated. I Understood It, Mostly, But I Had To Think A Little Sideways To Do It.

I Give You Mercedes Athena Thompson, Our Newest Member." Much Awkwardness Ensued.

Mine. He Was Mine, And Not Even Death Would Take Him From Me—not If I Could Help It.

Never Trust A Mechanic Who Drives New Cars. They're Either Charging Too Much Money For Their Work, Or They Can't Keep An Old Car Running - Maybe Both.