Whatever Else Has Been Said About Me

Love And Marriage, Love And Marriage, Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage. This I Tell Ya, Brother, You Can't Have One Without The Other.

Oh, I Just Wish Someone Would Try To Hurt You So I Could Kill Them For You.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

What Is The Point Of Singing Wonderful Lyrics If The Audience Can't Understand What Is Being Said Or Heard?

Nothing Anybody's Said Or Written About Me Ever Bothers Me, Except When It Does.