Whatever Disgrace We May Have Deserved, It

The Man Who Would Be Fully Employed Should Procure A Ship Or A Woman, For No Two Things Produce More Trouble.

It Is Sheer Folly To Take Unwilling Hounds To The Chase.

There's No Such Thing, You Know, As Picking Out The Best Woman: It's Only A Question Of Comparative Badness, Brother.

Vulgarity Of Manners Defiles Fine Garments More Than Mud.

Practice Yourself What You Preach.