What Your Soldier Wants - Really, Really

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You Get All Sorts Of People In The Library, And The Librarian Gets It All.

Asking Someone To Repeat A Phrase You'd Not Only Heard Very Clearly But Were Also Exceedingly Angry About Was Around Defcon Ii In The Lexicon Of Squabble.