What Would My Parents Think About America

The First Thing I Look For In A Woman Is Warmth-femininity. It's Got Nothing To Do With A Pretty Face.

Unfortunately, Once I Did Learn To Smoke, I Couldn't Stop. I Escalated To Two Packs A Day Very Quickly, And Stayed That Way For About Ten Years. When I Decided To Stop, I Adopted The Method That My Father Had Used When He Quit. He Would Carry A Cigarette In His Shirt Pocket, And Every Time He Felt Like Smoking, He Would Pull Out The Cigarette And Confront It: "who Stronger? You? Me?" Always The Answer Was The Same: "i Stronger." Back The Cigarette Would Go, Until The Next Craving. It Worked For Him, And It Worked For Me.

You'll Never See Spartacus In A (expletive) Chair!

Fame Is As Much About Luck As It Is About Talent, Perhaps More.

No Matter How Bad Things Are, They Can Always Be Worse. So What If My Stroke Left Me With A Speech Impediment? Moses Had One, And He Did All Right.