What We Got Here Is A Failure

You Got To Have Two Things To Win. You Got To Have Brains And You Got To Have Balls. Now You've Got Too Much Of One And Not Enough Of The Other.

Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever Seen, Fats. I'm The Best There Is. And Even If You Beat Me, I'm Still The Best.

It's Absolutely Amazing That I Survived All The Booze And Smoking And The Cars And The Career.

It Wasn't As Though I Really Made A Commitment To It; There Wasn't Anything Else Around. So I Wasn't Driven To Become An Actor.. It Just Seemed To Be The Thing That I Managed To Do Best.

Our Marriage Works Because We Each Carry Clubs Of Equal Weight And Size.