What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.

When I Want To Go To Sleep, I Must First Get A Whole Menagerie Of Voices To Shut Up. You Wouldn't Believe What A Racket They Make In My Room.

Since The Law Prohibits The Keeping Of Wild Animals And I Get No Enjoyment From Pets, I Prefer To Remain Unmarried.

Lord, Forgive Them, For They Know What They Do!

War: First, One Hopes To Win; Then One Expects The Enemy To Lose; Then, One Is Satisfied That He Too Is Suffering; In The End, One Is Surprised That Everyone Has Lost.

Humanity And Bestiality: When Will The Former Finally Be Uttered With The Flavor Of Hate And The Latter With The Flavor Of Love? Does A Lion Tear His Fellow Lion To Pieces?