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Africa Is Probably One Of The Most Beautiful Places I Have Ever Been.

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.

I Had A Fan Who Had A Fictional Relationship With Me. She Wrote Letters To Me And Then Wrote Return Letters To Herself (from Me). In Her Mind, We Were Married And Had Two Children. Her Parents Finally Uncovered This Delusional Life She Was Living And She Got Help.

I Know When I Grew Up, It Was, If It Was Daylight Outside, Get Outside. Well, Now, With The Technological Age Of Computers And Everything, Everyone's Inside Virtually Going Everywhere They Want To Go, Virtually Having Relationships, Virtually Traveling Across The Neighborhood, Virtually Going To That Island.

We Found A Great Rhythm. Contractions Started Kicking In. I Sat There With Her, Right Between Her Legs. We Got Tribal On It, We Danced To It! I Was Dj-ing This Brazilian Music.