What's The Point Of Being A Grown-up

Have You Met The French? My...god They Know How To Party!

Never Ignore A Coincidence. Unless You're Busy, In Which Case, Always Ignore A Coincidence.

There's Something Really Cool About Scaring Children. Traumatize A Generation, That's What It's All About.

River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly Weak Women. It's The Exact Opposite. You Could Accuse Me Of Having A Fetish For Powerful, Sexy Women Who Like Cheating People. That Would Be Fair.

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.