What People Need To Understand Is, That

I Don't Consider Myself A Feminist, But I Feel Very Empowered As A Woman, And I've Used All My Resources Widely. I Believe In Equality, But That's Just Naturally Happening. I Still Want A Door Opened For Me, To Be Treated Like A Lady, But I Also Want Equal Rights For Women, Of Course.

I Think Women Hide Behind Their Hair.

If People Knew How Kfc Treats Its Chickens, They'd Never Eat Another Drumstick.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

My Mom Has Said She Wished I Were Gay... I Don't Think She Likes My Taste In Men.