What Is With This Campy Fixation On

On The Show, I Do A Very Serious Thing. And A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Reconciling That With What I'm Going To Do After The Show. They Can't Get It Into Their Heads: "how Can He Be Talking To Madeleine Albright One Minute And Then Somebody Half His Age...." They're Just Jealous. But I Never Made Any Bones About It. I Am A Player. Always Have Been.

Sarah Palin Should Not Be On Vacation. She Should Be In Summer School.

I Said I Didn't Respect Religion... And Anyone Who Believes In Fairy Tales To Answer Questions That We Can't Answer... So I Don't Respect Our Religions Either. But I Do Believe It Is A Clash Of Civilizations, Absolutely, Between The Islamic World And The Western World. It Has Been Going On For 1,000 Years.

The Church Has Historically Been Very Slow To Embrace Technology. Until Very Recently, Their Idea Of A Laptop Was An Altar Boy.

In Ten Muslim Countries You Can Get The Death Penalty Just For Being Gay. If They Were Chopping The Heads Off Of Gay People In The Vatican, Wouldn't There Be A Greater Outcry Among Liberals?