What Is The Soup Kitchen?

They Say When You Reach A Crossroad Or A Turning Point In Life, It Really Doesn't Matter How We Got There, But It's What We Do Next After We Got There. Usually You Arrive There By Adversity, And Then It Is Then And Only Then That We Find Out Who We Truly Are And What We're Truly Made Of. It's A Process, A Gift And A Journey, And If We Can Travel It Alone, Although The Road May Be Rough At The Beginning, You Find An Ability To Walk It. A Way To Start Fresh Again. It's Neither A Downfall Nor A Failure, But A New Beginning.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

Yes, I've Kissed A Lot Of Guys. I Like To Kiss, But That's It. I Don't Go Home With Anyone. I Sleep With My Animals, Like My Baby Monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

I Hate When A Guy Brags... Or He Sweats.

It Hurts That, You Know, The Media's Made Me Into Sort Of This Like Punching Bag Or Cartoon Character-they Think That I Don't Have Any Feelings, And, You Know, It Hurts Like Anyone Else.