What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Fight Fire With Fire. If You Must Have Bores, Always Put Them Together Or At The Same Table ... Bores Have An Effervescent Chemical Reaction On One Another At A Party. They Invariably Have A Marvelous Time Trading Banalities In The Absence Of Competition. Clichés Roll Trippingly Off The Tongue Like Sparkling Epigrams And Trite Observations Acquire Depth Sinking Into Receptive Minds.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.