What I Read Is So Distorted That

I Intend To Explode The Myths About Myself And Get Down To The Real Truth About The Legend That Is Batman.

How Can An Article About Me Or The Batman Be The True Story When I Am Not Consulted Or Interviewed?

If You Ever Want To Get The Facts Straight About Me Or The Batman, Please Write To The Original Source, Myself, For The Truth, Instead Of Second Guessing.

This Sounds Like My Autobiography, But I Thought This Would Be A Good Time To Sound Off About Myself, As I Think That I Have Been Silent Too Long About My Views And Opinions.

Much Is Written About The Batman Because He Is Publicly Exposed In Print. Very Little Is Known Personally About His Creator, Because I Haven't Given Out That Many Interviews.