What Have I Got? No Looks, No

You Name It And I've Done It. I'd Like To Say I Did It My Way. But That Line, I'm Afraid, Belongs To Someone Else.

Real Success Is Not On The Stage, But Off The Stage As A Human Being, And How You Get Along With Your Fellow Man.

Being A Star Has Made It Possible For Me To Get Insulted In Places Where The Average Negro Could Never Hope To Get Insulted.

To Appear On The Stage Drunk, To Have Them Leave There And Remember Me Making Drunken Mistakes, That Was Death.

There Are Lines That I Know Are Going To Get A Belly Laugh, But After A Few Shows I Get Sick Of Hearing Myself Say Them So I Drop Them.