What Do I Wear In Bed? Why,

I'm Pretty, But I'm Not Beautiful.

I Don't Know Who Invented High Heels, But All Women Owe Him A Lot.

The Outside World Wants Me To Have Glamour; My Fans Want Me Glamorous. I Won't Let Them Down.

I Think To Love Bravely Is The Best And Accept - As Much As One Can Bear.

As Far As I Can Make Out, Women's Friendships With Each Other Are Based On A Gush Of Lies And Pretty Speeches That Mean Nothing. You'd Think They Were All Wolves Trying To Seduce Each Other The Way They Flatter And Flirt When They're Together.