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The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.