Were You Here In The Bad Old

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

It’s A Pleasure To Be In A Country That Isn’t Ruled By Its People.

That's A Nice Tie... Do You Have Any Knickers In That Material?

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.