Well, When I Went Off To College,

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You Were Too Close, Kissing His!

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

I Don't Have Time To Put Up With The Politics. Who's A Democrat? Who's A Republican? Who's Liberal? Who's Conservative? Man, Can My Daughter Just Go To A School And Not Get Killed? Can These People Get A Good Job? That's What I'm Concerned About.