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To Be Stupid, And Selfish, And To Have Good Health Are The Three Requirements For Happiness.

Irony ... May Be Defined As What People Miss.

Life Isn't Just Addition And Subtraction. There's Also The Accumulation, The Multiplication, Of Loss, Of Failure.

Whisky, I Find, Helps Clarity Of Thought. And Reduces Pain. It Has The Additional Virtue Of Making You Drunk Or, If Taken In Sufficient Quantity, Very Drunk.

Perhaps Love Is Essential Because It's Unnecessary.